39 minutes ago with 104,496 notes — via splintercellconviction, © sizvideos
#jfc



cherryfunkaroo:

OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD

cherryfunkaroo:

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

41 minutes ago with 11,159 notes — via splintercellconviction, © frikiskrew



terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

2 hours ago with 67,137 notes — via justdoritesandblissedoutbeats, © michaxl



michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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2 hours ago with 262,650 notes — via justdoritesandblissedoutbeats, © michaxl



hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

1 day ago with 77,071 notes — via thewindwanker, © my-jane-doe



nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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3 days ago with 35,910 notes — via justdoritesandblissedoutbeats, © dveon



thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

When I was young, one of my brothers called 911 while I was trying to call someone and it went through. I told them it was an accident and they still sent cops to tell me how it was wrong.





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hiccupartist:

*taps toes plays panflute*

4 days ago with 5,244 notes — via rockwells, ©



4 days ago with 60,284 notes — via sword-of-swordz, © utsunderthesky



Wow, didn’t really expect that

I got a call for the second interview at Ontario Consumers and I’m super excited

4 days ago with 3 notes