gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
This guy has the biggest balls
"did she say yes? …..hell yea"
when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
When I was young, one of my brothers called 911 while I was trying to call someone and it went through. I told them it was an accident and they still sent cops to tell me how it was wrong.
*taps toes plays panflute*
Wow, didn’t really expect that
I got a call for the second interview at Ontario Consumers and I’m super excited